Santa ki nayi nayi shaadi hone ke baad santa suhagraat ke din jate hi so gaya,
phir dusre din bhi aisa hi hua aur aisa har roz hone laga santa jata aur so jata,
santa ki biwi pareshan ho kar santa ki maa ke paas jakar boli
patni: “apka beta to mere sath kuch karta hi nahi hai majboor ho kar mujhe apko ye baat batani pad rahi hai”
saas: “tum aaj raat ek kaam karna apna ek ball khol kar let jana”
santa ki biwi yahi karti hai, santa raat mein aata hai or dekhte hi kehta hai,
santa: “aray, itna bada foda, kal jakar is mein cheera zarur lagwa lena”
santa ki biwi fir santa ki maa ke pass jati hai.
patni: “aapka beta to mere ball ko dekh kar ise foda keh raha hai”
saas: “tum ab ek kaam karna apne dono balls khol kar let jana”
santa raat mein aata hai or apni biwi ke balls dekh kar kehta hai
santa: “aray, kal tak to ek hi foda tha aaj do-do ho gaye, kal ja kar is mein cheera pakka lagwa hi lena”
biwi fir saas ke paas jakar rone lagi.
saas: “tum ab ek kaam karna poori nangi hi let jana”
santa ki biwi yahi karti hai, santa raat mein aata hai aur uski chxt ko dekh kar apna matha thok kar kehta hai
santa: “ye kis mc doctor ke paas chali gayi thi fode kaha hai aur doctor ne cheera kaha laga diya“ :d