Santa: I asked my wife to chuck me my deodorant from the other side of SHARE FacebookTwitter Santa: i asked my wife to chuck me my deodorant from the other side of the room, and she did the most pathetic throw; it didn't even reach me. "what the hell was that?" i asked. "sorry, but it says 'underarm only' on it", she replied.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke