Santa ghabaraata hua police station gaya...
Santa - main giraphtaar hone ja raha hoon
Banta - kyon bhai tumane kya kiya ?
Santa - mainne apanee biwi ke sar pe jor se danda maar diya tha
Banta - to vo mar gayee kya bechaari...
Santa - nahin bach gayee aur ab vo mujhe nahin chhodegee..