"santa bechara apni ek problem leke doctor ke pass gaya aur doctor ne usko dant kar gali di. par kyu?"
santa badi roni si surat bana kar ek doctor ke pass gaya
rote hue doctor ko apni problem batane laga
santa: “main sidha khada hokar halka sa jhuk kar…
apni left leg ghutne se modkar sidha karta hoon…
fir right leg ko ghutne se modkar sidha karta hoon…
tab kamar mein bahut dard hota hai…”
doctor ne ye suna aur gusse mein bola: “achha, par aisa tu apni g**d marwane ke liye karta hai?”
santa: “to bh**di ke underwear kaise pehnu“