Santa bada dukhi sa hokar apne ek khas doctor dost ke pass jata hai aur apni samsya batata hai
santa: “doctor sahab, koi sasta trika batao pregnency rokne ka?”
doctor: “condom lo”
santa: “mahanga hai”
doctor: “mala di lo”
santa: “ye bhi mahangi hai”
doctor: “nasbandi karwa lo”
santa: “ye bhi kafi mahangi hai”
doctor gusse se: “to chodna band kar de bhosdi ke”
santa: “ye tarika to paanch (5) saal se try kar raha hoon phir bhi meri biwi pregnent ho jati hai sali“