Santa aur banta dono theke par baith ke daaru pee rahe the.
santa har ek peg ke baad jeb se kuch nikaal kar dekhta aur phir jeb mein daal leta.
banta: “oye ye tu baar baar kya dekh raha hai jeb se nikaal ke?”
santa: “oh yaar biwi ki photo hai, jab sunder lagne lagegi to iska matlab chadh gayi hai?”