Santa apni biwi preeto ke sath sex kar raha thha, par usko thoda sa tight feel hua.
to usne dimag lagaya aur sath mein pade glass mein se doodh liya aur lund pe laga ke chodna shuru kar diya.
aisa karne se usko itna maja aaya ki vo roj roj yahi karne lag gaya.
9 mahine bad biwi jab pregnant hui to hospital mein admit karvaya.
jaisi hi doctor operation theater se bahar nikla to santa ne us se pucha.
santa: “dr saab, kya hua baby ya baba?”
doctor huste hue: “no baby or no baba, only 1kg paneer nikla hai, yahi khana hai ya pack kar du“