Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & SHARE FacebookTwitter Santa and jeeto were on an african safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged jeeto with his jaws. jeeto: shoot him, shoot him! santa: i can't. i ran out of film.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke