Recently I read a cookbook SHARE FacebookTwitter Recently i read a cookbook... there was a page containing safety instructions... and among them, i noticed this one... d o n ' t l e a v e y o u r f o o d 0 n t h e s t o v e w h i l e c h e c k i n g f a c e b o o k ... ! =p =dMore SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke