Java programming is like teenage sex ....
- everyone talks about it all of the time (but they don't really know what they're talking about);
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- everyone claims to be doing it;
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- everyone thinks everyone else is doing it;
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- those few who are actually doing it:
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- are not practicing it safely;
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- are doing it poorly, and
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- are sure it will be better next time.
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