A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another

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A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. a lady walking by notices him and says "hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? i mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!" "that's ok" says the guy, puffing casually "i'm a computer programmer" "so? what's that got to do with anything?" "we don't care about warnings. we only care about errors."

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