Prize winning message of the year-???.
a husb went to police station for filing report
for his missing wife:
husb :
-i lost my wife (misty), she went for shopping & still not reached home yet.
inspector :
-what is her height ?
husb:
-i never noticed.
inspector :
-slim or healthy ?.
husb:
-not slim can be healthy.
inspector :
-color of eyes ?
husb :
-never noticed.
inspec
Tor :
-colour of hair ?
husb :
-changes according to season.
inspector :
-what was she wearing?
husb :
-saree/suit/ i don't remember exactly.
inspector :
-was she going in a car?
husb :
-yes.
inspector :
-tell me the number, name & color of the car?
husb :
-black audi a8 with supercharged 3.0 ltr v6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tip tronic automatic transmission
with manual mode. and it has full led headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door. and then the husb started crying...
inspector:
-don't worry sir...
we will find your car...?
men will be men :p