Power went off while Jesus and Lucifer were learning programming SHARE FacebookTwitter Power went off while jesus and lucifer were learning programming. when the power was back, lucifer's program was missing. he complained to god for his bias towards his favorite son. then god said: jesus saves!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke