Politician: sach sach batao tum ne kitni baar mujh se bewafai ki?
wife: kul 3 baar!
politician: kab kab?
wife: jab aap ke dil ka operation tha to dr k pas gai,
jab aap jail gae to judge k pas gai.
politician: or teesri baar?
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wife: jab apko hakumat banana thi or aap k pas 84 mpas kum thay..