Newton's wife to newton: How m i looking SHARE FacebookTwitter Newton's wife to newton: how m i looking? newton: tan c/sin c wife: what? newton: tan c / sin c =(sin c / cos c)/sin c =1/cos c =sec c !!! ;-)More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke
