MY Friend - "Bhai SHARE FacebookTwitter My friend - "bhai, hike pe hai?" . . . . . . me - "nahi bhai, bakwas hai, pehle hi bade app hain" . . . . . girl - "are you on hike or viber?" . . . . . . . me - *downloads hike, viber and all messaging apps* haan hun na take my numberMore SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke