Mom: Where were you last night SHARE FacebookTwitter Mom: where were you last night? son: studying with my friends. mom: don’t lie. son: alright, i was at a night club with my gf. mom: did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see?!?!? son: yeh…i saw dad.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke