Me- Papa Aaj Mene 5000 Rs Kamaye SHARE FacebookTwitter Me- papa aaj mene 5000 rs kamaye. . . . dad: great beta but how ? . . . me: satta lagaya tha ipl match pe :-d . . dad: harami kaha se sikha yeh sab ? . . me: iin se.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke