Lazyness rocks: Boy:mom SHARE FacebookTwitter Lazyness rocks: boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water, mom: u cum & drink. boy: pls mom. mom: if u repeat, i’ll slap u. boy: wen u cum to slap me, bring the water.,….More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke