Lady 1: I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of SHARE FacebookTwitter Lady 1: i suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours? lady 2: yes, it is a lock of my husband's hair. lady 1: but your husband is still alive? lady 2: yes, but his hair are gone!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke