Joke of the moment …:
daughter – dad, i’m in love with a boy who is far
away from me. i am in australia and he lives in the uk.
we met on a dating website, became
friends on facebook, had long chats
on whatsapp,
he proposed to me on skype and now
we’ve had 2 months of relationship
through viber.
dad, i need your blessings and good
wishes.”
father- “wow! really!!
then get married on twitter,
have fun on tango, buy your kids on
amazon and send them through
paypal.
and if you are fed up with your
husband…
sell him on ebay”.