Santa: Why do you keep on buying these house plants when you just end up

Jeeto went to swim in bra and panty. the attendant said, "m'am, a 2-piece c.......

Preeto: what's the difference between men and term d.......

Pappu: aaj kal paanv zameen par nahi padte mere!
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Jeeto and preeto were engaged in gossip.
jeeto: yesterday, i was feeling very depressed and my husband .......

Pappu: mom, didi ko sab log 'maal' kahte hein, aapko kyu nahi?"
jeeto: beta, .......