In Portland SHARE FacebookTwitter In portland, maine a 500 pound moose jumped off an overpass on route i-95, falling 20 feet to it's death. witnesses say they overheard the moose scream before jumping, "hey rocky, watch me fly over this guardrail!"More SHARE FacebookTwitter
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