पति: डार्लिंग आज क्या खास बनाने जा रही हो

Whose phone.?!!! in a bar, a man attend da call of a ringing mobile. man: hello! wife: darling shall i buy 1 diamond ring? man: sure honey! wife: shall i use your credit card for crystal pendant? .......

Wife : सुनो जी, आपके birthday के लिए इतने mäst कपड़े लिए हैं .... कि बस पुछो ही .......

Suhagrat pe patni ke sath bade aram aram se s_ex kiya taki use koi takleef na ho agle din usne apni biwi se puchha. pati: “tujhe raat ko zyada dard ya takleef to nahi hui” patni: “nahi, bohat maza a.......

Wife- mai america ja rahi hoon aapke liye kya gift laun..??? husband- american .......

Wife ne ek sign board dekha: banarsi saree 10/- nylon 8/- cotton 5/- wife khush hoke apne husba.......

Wife angry as hubby stands too close 2 a beautiful gal in a bus! gal sla.......