Ø A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman

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Ø a bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, which book has helped you most in your life? the woman replied – my husband’s cheque book ! ø a prospective husband in a book store, do you have a book called, ‘husband – the master of the house’? sales girl : sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!. ø someone asked an old man, even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey, luv. what’s the secret ? old man : i forgot her name and i’m scared to ask her. ø a man in hell asked devil, can i make a call to my wife ? after making call he asked how much to pay. devil : nothing. hell to hell is free. ø wife : i wish i was a newspaper. so i’d be in your hands all day. husband : i too wish that you were a newspaper. so i could have a new one every day ! ø husband to wife – today is a fine day. next day he says : today is a fine day. again next day, he says same thing – today is a fine day. finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last one week, you are saying this "today is a fine day". i am fed up. what’s the matter? husband : last week when we had an argument, you said, "i will leave you one fine day." i was just trying to remind you... have a smile, smiling is the best medicine... pass it on...

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