Husband ghar aaya aur apni wife se kahta hai,
husband: “maan lo agar mujhe lottery lagi to tum kya karogi?”
wife: “aadhe paise le kar hamesha ke liye maayike chali jayungi, phir main bhi khush aur tum bhi khush.”
husband: “20 rupye ki lagi hai, ye le 10 aur nikal yahan se.”