How to get girls interested in programming
- each variable can either be masculine or feminine.
- masculine arrays are one-based, feminine arrays are zero-based (this is soooo obvious).
- in a jagged array, at least 40% of the subarrays need to be feminine.
- if you construct a date by concatenating a masculine and a feminine variable, some of the space allocated for the masculine variable will be reallocated for the date.
- every 28th cpu cycle, all feminine variables will throw exceptions or other heavy objects if queried the wrong way (what the right and wrong way is, is undocumented – pending research)
- during communication, feminine variables will always go through a named pipe, tcp port or anything like that before masculine.
- if a masculine pointer raises a flag for the wrong feminine variable, it is not an exception.
- a female binary large object will be tried but not caught.
- feminine variables will never dump unless they are grouped.
- feminine variables are not static with threads, they change patterns every season.
- behind every long masculine integer there is a feminine char.
- to construct a short, you must first concatenate a feminine single and a masculine single into a mixed gender double, the most significant bits of the double will then overflow into a short after a period of 9×30 cycles. the double can spawn several shorts before they are either deallocated or split into two singles again.
- feminine variables should be camelcase.
- masculine variables have their own opinion on what the most significant bits of feminine variables are.