He : "Let me kiss you today SHARE FacebookTwitter He : "let me kiss you today." she : "be patient, baby." he : "kyu? tu hospital me kaam karti hai kya? hahahahaha! *shot in the mouth*More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke