He : Andar Gaya SHARE FacebookTwitter He : andar gaya? she : ha.. gaya. he : dukha kya? she : zara bhi nahi. he : aur ek baar? she : ab isme daalo. he : achha laga? she : haa..bahoot. . . . he : ok.madam ka sandle pack karo?. soch badlo yaro... :-d :-pMore SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke