Have you done two of the most important things when you woke up today SHARE FacebookTwitter Have you done two of the most important things when you woke up today? 1. Pray, so that you may live. . . . . . . 2. Take a bath so that others may live, too!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke