Grandpa: The philosopher Plato once said SHARE FacebookTwitter Grandpa: the philosopher plato once said, "i am the wisest man alive, for i know one thing and that is i know nothing." kid: how did he know that? grandpa: his wife told him!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke