Girl: U Know Wat Kind Of Wedding I Want SHARE FacebookTwitter Girl: u know wat kind of wedding i want? boy: no, what kind? girl: i’ve always dreamt of a big wedding, in a place filled with flowers and friends. boy: that’s nice.. girl: yeah, so wat kind of wedding do u want? boy: 1 that would make u my wife...More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke