Girl: If we get married SHARE FacebookTwitter Girl: if we get married, you must stop smoking. boy: ok. girl: drinking too. boy: ok. girl: going to night clubs too. boy: ok. girl: and watching cricket with your boys too. boy: ok. girl: what else can you leave? boy: the idea of marrying you!More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke