Girl Friend : Aaj main bahut khush hoon SHARE FacebookTwitter Girl friend : aaj main bahut khush hoon.......... tu aaj mujh se kuch bhi maang le. boy friend : wow !! i am so nervous, samajh nahi aa rha ki kya maangu. girl friend : bhosdi ke....... tu to akal hi maang le.More SHARE FacebookTwitter
Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose. banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......Read Full Joke
Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening? santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits. banta: just 2 pegs? santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......Read Full Joke