What is "generation gap"?
**father used to walk 20 minutes to save 20 rs.
son spends 20 rs. to save 20 minutes.
(surprisingly both are correct...!!!)
**cultural gap
if electricity goes in america they call the power house.
in japan, they test the fuse,
but in india, they check neighbor's house, "power gone there too....then ok!"
**sense of responsibility
a man goes to library n asks for a book on suicide...
librarian looks at him n says: "hello.. who will return the book ?"
**grandfather to grandson:
go hide! your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
grandson: you go hide.. i told her you passed away!!
**sister to brother:
what r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?
brother: a football
sister: but grandma does not play!
brother: on my b'day she gave me bhagvad gita.
dont laugh alone pass it on...