Superb definitions...!
school- a place where papa pays 'n son plays.
life insurance- a contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
nurse- a person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
father- a banker provided by nature.
experience- the name men give to their mistakes.
atom bomb- an invention to end all inventions.
smile- a curve that can set a lot of things straight.
compromise- the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
tears- the hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power..!!