Sardar went 2 drop aunty in her house.
aunt: raat ho gayi hai. aaj mat jao. aaj raat tum guddu ke paas so jao.
sardar: no aunty...main sofe pe so jaunga.
next morning a hot girl with sexy boobs was makng tea.
sardar: aap kaun?
sexy girl: i am guddu & u?
sardar:gandu... :-);-):-!