Police: where do you live?
small boy: with my parents.
police: where do your parents live?
small boy: with me.
police: and where do you live all?
small boy: together
police: where is your home?
small boy: beside my neighbors' house.
police: where is your neighbors' house?
small boy: if i tell you, you won't believe
me.
police: tell me?
small boy: next to my house.
police: :-[