Outstanding msg...
beggar : give me food
man : i'll give u vodka
beggar : i don't drink.
man : i will give u cigarette.
beggar : i don't smoke.
man : i will take u to d races.
beggar : i don't gamble.
man : i will get u a girlfriend.
beggar : no, i only love my wife.
man : i will give u food, but first u have to come to my house.
beggar : why?
man : my wife should see and learn what happens to a person who don't drink, smoke, gamble and only love their wife. :p