Operation ke baad patient bola-#doctor sahab! kya ab main rog mukt hu

Operation ke baad patient bola-#doctor sahab! kya ab main rog mukt hu? . . samne se jawab mila- beta! doctor sahab to #dharti par rah gaye main to chitr gupt hu.

Operation ke baad patient bola-#doctor sahab! kya ab main rog mukt hu

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

कुछ लड़कियां तो इतनी लिपस्टिक लगाती हैं कि उनका मुँह घर की दीवारों पर रगड़

Biwi apne sharabi pati ko sudharne ke liye raat ko kale kapde pahan kar ghar

Uncle: College Jaate Ho Beta

Santa: I broke down and cried when my wife tried to commit suicide

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Operation ke baad patient bola-#doctor sahab! kya ab main rog mukt hu

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