Once a girl was 2 months pregnant and she was afriad to say it to her mom, but one day she decided to express it out to her mom
girl:- maa main 2 months pregnant hu
maa:- kya kyu kaise kab kisne kisliye hua yeh sab
girl:- mera kaabu nai raha mom, mai fisal gayi
mom:- acha fisal gayi theek hai but waha kya lund ka mela tha? jo fisal gayi aur kisi k lund pe jaa baithi?
girl:- sorry mom
mom:- ab kya faayda beti, jaha mu kholna tha waha tune paav khol diye, ab mu khol k kyaa faayda.:d:d