On wife's b'day, man ordered a cake on phone.
salesman: what msg to put on the cake, sir?
man: write "getting older but u r getting better."
salesman: kaise likhna hai msg?
man: well... put "u r getting older" at the top and "but u r getting better" at the bottom.
when the cake was opened all the guests died laughing at the msg.
it read: "you are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom!"
moral: don't order cakes over the phone...