Mom: (asks her 5 year old son) What are you doing

Mom: (asks her 5 year old son) what are you doing? son: writing a letter. mom: to whom dear? son: to myself mom. mom: ok, what is there in it? son: how would i know it! i'll tell you when i get it tomorrow.

Mom: (asks her 5 year old son) What are you doing

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

रहा बरसात में ऐ शैख़ मैं सूखा न तू सूखा

सुकूँ-पसंद जो दीवानगी मिरी होती

aaj sitare aangan mein hain un ko ruKHsat mat karna

आज सितारे आँगन में हैं उन को रुख़्सत मत करना

aasman par ek sitara sham se betab hai

Mom: (asks her 5 year old son) What are you doing

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