Man: doctor i have come on vacation for a month so that i can get
myself treated fully within this period.
doctor: i think you should go to the doctor opposite to my clinic, see
that board.
man: no, doctor, i have come to you. only
doctor: but, gentleman i am a veterina
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Ry doctor. i am an animal
specialist. i do not treat human beings.
man: i know, doctor very well and that is why i have come to you only.
doctor: i cannot, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like
me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
man: i know i am a human but listen to my complaints first:
doctor: ok. tell me.
man: i sleep vigilantly like a dog thinking about my workload whole
night.
i get up in the morning like a horse
i go to work running like a deer
i work all the day like a donkey
i run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
i wag my tail in front of all my bosses
i play with my children like a monkey if i get time.
i am like a rabbit before my wife
doctor: do you work in gulf?
man: yes
doctor: instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are working in gulf.