MADAM : Chandu chal ABCD padh kar dikha CHANDU : Madam main ABCD padh padh kar

Madam : chandu chal abcd padh kar dikha chandu : madam main abcd padh padh kar ke thak gaya hoon madam : tumhe padhana hi hoga. chandu : madam abcd padhali bahut, acchi bate karli bahut, ab karunga tere sath gandi bat, gandi -gandi -gandi bat.

MADAM : Chandu chal ABCD padh kar dikha CHANDU : Madam main ABCD padh padh kar

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Pathan: Yah Mere Abbu Ke Ek Dost Karim Khan Ki Kabr Hai

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MADAM : Chandu chal ABCD padh kar dikha CHANDU : Madam main ABCD padh padh kar

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