Laws which newton forgot to state :-p :
law of queue:
if u change queues, da one u have left will start to
move faster than da one u r in now !
law of telephone:
when u dial a wrong number, u never get an
engaged one !
law of mechanical repair:
after ur hands become coated wid grease, ur nose
will begin to itch ;->!
law of workshop:
any tool, wen dropped, will roll to da least accessible
corner !
bath theorem:
wen da body is immersed in water, da telefone
rings !
law of encounters:
da probability of meeting sumone u know increase