Interview start...
>> mp&hr officer <<
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hr : what is your name?
mike : mp sir
hr : in full please...
mike : michael phang
hr : your father's name?
mike : mp sir
hr : what does that mean?
mike : melvin phang
hr : your native place?
mike : mp sir
hr : what's that?
mike : malacca province
hr : what is your qualification?
mike : mp
hr : (angry) what is thaat?!!!
mike : mathematics professor
hr : so why do you need a job?
mike : it is because of mp sir
hr : meaning?
mike : money problems
hr : would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?
what's your personality like?
mike : mp sir..
hr : and what is that??
mike : marvelous personality
hr : i see... i will get back to you..
mike : sir, how was my mp sir?
hr : and what's that again?
mike : my performance..
hr : i think u hv an mp..
mike : meaning??
hr : mental problem!!!