How did the telephones get married?
in a double ring ceremony!
why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
he wanted a higher education!
why was the broom late?
it over swept!
do you know the time?
no, we haven't met yet!
what kind of hair do oceans have?
wavy!
what runs but never walks?
water!
how do you make nilk shake?
give it a good scare!