Ek sharabi ne doston ki
dawat ka program banaya,
aur
apne hi ghar se raat ko
bakra chori kiya,
aur khoob dawat ki,
subha jab ghar pahucha to
bakra ghar me hi tha,
biwi se pucha:
bakra kaha se aya.?
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biwi:" bakre ko maro goli !
ye batao raat ko tum choron ki tarha,
kutte ko kaha le kar gaye the..?