Ek seth apne karjdaar ke pass hisaab ke liye gaya.
karjdaar: “mere pass paise nahi hai”
seth: “mujhe nahi malum, agar aaj tumne mere paise nahi diye toh mein tumhari g_nd maar lunga”
karjdaar: “theek hai seth ji aap g_nd hi maar lo”
jaise hi seth ne karjdaar ki pant utari uski kali g_nd dekh kar hairan ho gaya
seth: “ye kya hai”
karjdaar: “kuchh nahi seth ji abhi koyale wale ka hisaab kar ke aa raha hoon“